I believe this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe this just happened. This is insane, I think I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm get more info just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?